The Secret to Women

I was never good with women. I had my biggest crush for years on this pretty blonde girl in school named Stacy Goldstein. She lived 3 houses down from me, we used to ride the bus to school together… you know she was one of those girls you just stared at in class.

We started hanging out in 5th grade, I went to her pool during the summer, she came over to my house sometimes. I remember one day looking at our class picture and asking her who she would date at school. She named one of my good friends Sven, and she said she would date me. I was floored, imagine hearing that the girl you’d been crazy for saying that she would date you!

High Fashion, Low Budget

As I mentioned before, the first impression you make on a woman before you even utter a word is made by your appearance. As many women know it’s always safer to dress well on daily basis even to run errands then to look like a slob. Be prepared and be at your best all the time, you never know whom you’ll run into.

Best Fashion Advice You’ve Ever Received

6 Common ways Men’s clothes do not fit them:

Shirts/jackets are too wide in the torso
Sleeves are too baggy, too long
Pants are too long
Pant waist is too big or tight
Pants are too baggy around butt and legs, crotch is too low
Wrong size shoes

Ways to figure out if your clothes don’t fit:

Put your arms out to the side shoulder level, ther shirt should not be excessively baggy around your torso. If you look like you have wings and can flap them with all the excess material you need a slimmer cut shirt.
Hold arms out straight ahead chest level. Unbutton the cuffs and allow them to reach as far down your hand as they go. They should not go past 1/3rd of your hand (where the bottom of the inside of your thumb is).